Useless Facts

The oldest joke in the English language is a fart joke.

The oldest joke in any language is a fart joke.

George Washington will save children, but not British children.

He once saw a school was on fire and rushed to rescue the children, but when he saw it was a British school he pushed the whole building off a cliff.

George Washington once held an opponent’s wife’s hand in a jar of acid, at a party.

@UrbanMysticDee
In 1545, Martin Luther asked his friend to draw a picture of two peasants farting at the pope.

Even 16th century theologians weren’t above fart jokes.

Robots don’t fart

@UrbanMysticDee
Incorrect.

White people were created by Yakub the big head scientist on the island of Patmos after 600 years of genetic experimentation. Some white people tried to breed with black people and that’s how gorillas were created.

@UrbanMysticDee
Black invented everything, White people, pyramids, Japan, braided hair n shieeeeet.

Then they somehow forgot all that after they were overthrown by every other race and civilization, Whites, Native Americans, Jews, Asians, etc., who then claimed all their creations and knowledge or “no n shieet” as “dey own”.

@Adán Druego
It wasn’t forgotten. Yakub invented the white devil race to enslave the blacks using tricknology for exactly 6,000 years, at which point the blacks would rise up and conquer the world in the year 1914.

Simba means lion. Mufasa naming his son Simba is like human parents naming their kid Human.

The prophecy was 106 years off

@Twiface
Maybe, if you use the white man’s calendar. But you have to remember that time is racist. If time had a race it would be white.

It could be said that the 60s ended when Carol Thurston died, December 31st, 1969.

A cloud weighs around a million tonnes. A cloud typically has a volume of around 1km3 and a density of around 1.003kg per m3 – that’s a density that’s around 0.4 per cent lower than the air surrounding it (this is how they are able to float).

Vampires don’t have a reflection because mirrors used to be made using silver and it was the silver that wouldn’t reflect the vampires image

Three Horns never play with Long Necks.

Everything in nature is beautiful. Except the ugly stuff.

You cannot swim in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck

Bulma’s first anime appearance was a cameo in Urusei Yatsura 3: Remember My Love.