Useless Facts

Pipp Petals is short

@UrbanMysticDee
Is she, now?

finding someonepony shorter doesn’t change the fact

@UrbanMysticDee

Tuva was an independent state from 1921 until 1944 when it was annexed by the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic. It remains a ‘republic’ within the Russian Federation to this day.

@Twiface
They weren’t annexed, they requested to join.

“Military grade” doesn’t mean super good, it means supplied by the lowest bidder.

I forgot to post this yesterday so I’ll post it now before I forget again

I did not contribute to that 150 million, but I probably will within the next 72 hours.

A Frontage Road is a local road which runs parallel to a limited access highway. Many frontage roads are literally named ‘Frontage Road,’ so if you ever encounter a road called ‘Frontage Road,’ you will know that it’s a frontage road.

Texas has over 6,500 miles of frontage roads, and over 80% of freeways in Houston have them.

According to the Goldman Sachs, Timberwolf is one shitty deal.

Michael J. Fox is the only person who has no Elvis in him. He’s the evil anti-Elvis.

The Tesla Cybertruck is just as fugly in reality as it is in pictures.
It’s seriously the fugliest truck in the whole world.

@BikerDash
Absolutely! I’ve started to see them in real life and I’m still astonished that they’ve actually sold a few.

Manilla, Philippines is 12 hours ahead of New York City.

@BikerDash
I saw one yesterday and thought to myself “what the fuck is that?!”

Elvis is everywhere.

Elvis is everything.

Elvis is everybody.

Elvis is still the King.

According to Indian historian Harbans Mukhia, Emperor Babur was “a live man”.

Bill O’Reilly doesn’t know what the phrase “to play us out” means.

Boxing causes brain damage

@UrbanMysticDee
So does football, apparently

It doesn’t matter what you do, as long as you say “no homo” it isn’t gay.

@UrbanMysticDee

@Twiface
😂🤣😂🤣😂

At the end of Predator 2 Danny Glover was supposed to discover that Alan “Dutch” Schaefer had become the leader of the Predators but they couldn’t get Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Also, this is post 3,000 in this thread.