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Santa is the anagram of Satan.

@Twiface
yeah it’s written, “Free shipping is currently disabled pending the Canada Post strike” on canadian shopping sites. I have only negative experience with canadian online shopping. Last time they sent me a fake sharpening stone without abrasive on it. And before that they phone called me and re-asked my address. I will never order anything from a canadian online shopping site anymore. Canadian imported products are shitty anyway. But I have never been disappointed with any usa’s shipping companies or usa shopping sites and with quality of products sold on those sites. It is also cheaper to order ink for printer on an usanian online site then buying it in the canadian tire.Canadians are just greedy stinky re-sellers while in the USA there are still artisans and their own production, and of high quality. Which is why I respect Wally Wallington and Marvin Heemayer and all other USA’s craftsmen.

You can’t mail anything to Canada anymore because Canada Post’s employees are on strike.
I doubt anyone here was going to mail anything there anyway, so for us it’s a useless fact.
But if you do live in Canada, my condolences.

Diddy did it

As of April 2024, Bing holds the position of the second-largest search engine worldwide, with a market share of 3.64%, behind Google’s 90.91%. Other competitors include Yandex with 1.61%, Baidu with 1.15%, and Yahoo!, which is largely powered by Bing, with 1.13%.

Anthony Weiner has a very appropriate name, given his predilection for sending women pictures of his namesake.

THAAD stands for Terminal High-Altitude Area Defense

460 Dollarydoos as of the time of this post is equivalent to 299.09 USD

Bulma’s first anime appearance was a cameo in Urusei Yatsura 3: Remember My Love.

You cannot swim in gold coins like Scrooge McDuck

Everything in nature is beautiful. Except the ugly stuff.

Three Horns never play with Long Necks.

Vampires don’t have a reflection because mirrors used to be made using silver and it was the silver that wouldn’t reflect the vampires image

A cloud weighs around a million tonnes. A cloud typically has a volume of around 1km3 and a density of around 1.003kg per m3 – that’s a density that’s around 0.4 per cent lower than the air surrounding it (this is how they are able to float).

It could be said that the 60s ended when Carol Thurston died, December 31st, 1969.

@Twiface
Maybe, if you use the white man’s calendar. But you have to remember that time is racist. If time had a race it would be white.

The prophecy was 106 years off

Simba means lion. Mufasa naming his son Simba is like human parents naming their kid Human.

@Adán Druego
It wasn’t forgotten. Yakub invented the white devil race to enslave the blacks using tricknology for exactly 6,000 years, at which point the blacks would rise up and conquer the world in the year 1914.

@UrbanMysticDee
Black invented everything, White people, pyramids, Japan, braided hair n shieeeeet.

Then they somehow forgot all that after they were overthrown by every other race and civilization, Whites, Native Americans, Jews, Asians, etc., who then claimed all their creations and knowledge or “no n shieet” as “dey own”.

White people were created by Yakub the big head scientist on the island of Patmos after 600 years of genetic experimentation. Some white people tried to breed with black people and that’s how gorillas were created.

@UrbanMysticDee
Incorrect.

Robots don’t fart