>be spike  
>twi has taken off for the gala  
>home alone  
>gonna crank one out and then get some much needed sleep  
>cranking so good  
>blanket suddenly swells  
>Discord is literally looking up at me from between my legs with my dick on his nose  
>ohshitziggawut.scroll  
>wants to know where twi is  
>I tell him and hope he just poofs away  
>he eyes my dick and asks what it is  
>I try to say it’s nothing  
>he mouths it and tells me to hold still  
>he sucks and twirls his tongue and does impossible shit to it  
>holycelestiaI’mgonnanut.stainedglass  
>blow the hardest nut of my short life into the lord of chaos’ mouth  
>he swallows it and then vanishes  
>mfw