There’s a lot more to this business than just puckering your lips, y’know. Does that single bit cover maximum kissy time? What about tongue? Is that even available? Can the client kiss you in other locations other than the mouth? If so, does it cost extra? How much extra? What’re the locations?
The box is the unmarked van. As soon as you lean forward for your kiss the lid opens up and you get dragged in by the FBI.
Do you accept IOU’s?