ITT: We pretend this is derpibooru

I can’t believe that less than one one-hundredth of one percent of the images on this site is racist. THE ENTIRE SITE IS RACIST BURN IT DOWN.

Well that’s a way to start off a thread.
 
Now, I’m going to come in and tell you how you should feel about this thread, and possibly tell you how to feel about something else that’s not even related to this thread.
 
You should be feeling something, are you? Do you feel it Mr Crabs? Well whatever you’re feeling I’m here to tell you it’s wrong.

>Obligatory Channer reference

I am contacting my secret network of twitter users across the USA and your address will be doxxed and is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm .

 

I have an opinion that not everybody agrees with.

@CottonCoax  
rEEeEEeeEeeEeEEeEe nUtZi1!!!!1!1!

Call 1-800-watermelon farts. Or #42 on your local payphone, thanks. Ask for Rick.

mr police please help me they stole my hamburger

@The_Based_Department  

 
That hamburger was never yours. This seems like it was your fault, you should feel bad.

NO! I made it with my own two feet, sir. That was my hamburger I will not stand for this disgrace, you horrid degenerate.

You are not a clown, mods, you are the entire circus.

You have been banned!
 
You can’t do shit but read, really until 30 days from now
 
The reason given by the administrator who banned you is:  
Rule #0 - REEEE YOU CAN’T DISLIKE THING I LIKE! YOU’RE A NAZI! (Ban ID: 1488666uwu)

I hope everyone appreciated my constructive coomer comments on every single lewd image on the site.

I just got banned from the entire Derpi discord for having the gall to post Derpy Whooves losing his shit publicly on their own board.  
On the appropriate #site-discussion channel.

lmao get banned
 
-derpibooru admins (probably)

@Luzion  
Reee!

I’m a tReeee. Sorry had to pun…
 
Banned for pun.

Calm down, Derpy

Off to a great start. Bravo.

OMG MODS SOMEONE DOWNVOTED MY PRIDEMONTH BLM ANTIFA PINKIE PIE, TELL THEM TO FILTER
 
NOOO I WONT JUST FILTER ARYANNE, BAN IT BAN IT