ITT: We pretend this is derpibooru

@Dex Stewart  
*Finger hovers above ban button

@Havoc  
you shouldn’t be able to do that.
 
YOU’RE A HACKER!!!!!!
 
and a NAZI!!!
 
A NAZI HACKER!!!

@Acres  

@Acres  
4CHAN?!?! WHERE? I’LL BAN THEM ALL!

Where TSP Jesus when you need him???

I can’t in good conscience and with a sound mind allow any of my zero pieces of self righteous and cringy artwork to be hosted on a platform that is literally murdering minor people and minors at this very moment, because some random bisexual black clout seeker on Twitter told me so. And I’m too woke and afraid of looking like a bigot to disagree or even do any investigation for myself.
 
My opinions are my own.

This just in.
 
A few users complained that they didn’t like the color yellow so the following ponies are now forbidden and the current images will be deleted:
 
Applejack  
Sunset Shimmer  
Rainbow dash  
Braeburn  
Ect.
 
We are trying to be as inclusive as possible.Obey the admins

puts on nightmare glasses  
So, I thought these were supposed to be nightmare glasses?  
“They are”  
But everything looks the same???  
“???”  
Are they defective  
“Let me try, oh see, there’s the hole in the ground where the data is stored and the tipped server in the corner.”  
puts back on  
I don’t see either of those…  
oh no

Okay, I feel like I got ask this:  
Why is there two Boorus now ?  
What happened, did Derpibooru do something wrong ?

@Anonymous #A684  
not the thread for that question, go here.

@Acres  
Appreciated, I’ll delete my comment earlier

Bumping this thread!

@Havoc  
How do you keep getting past the bans?

@Acres  
Bans? What bans?

@Havoc  
You see this wouldn’t be a problem if TSP were in charge.

@Acres  
_{Pssss, I am TSP.}

@Havoc  
 

 
Jesus has returned.

@Acres  
Banned for rule #0: I don’t like religion.

@Havoc  
Not worthy.  

Now, I am alone. Good.

Time to enact THE PLAN!  
4Chan will fall!

I’m a huge jerk who enjoys threatening other users and breaking as many rules as possible within every single post I make, except this one. I make the place so unwelcoming that I’m flagged at least three times a day by others.
 
Ha, but the staff will do nothing to me or about me because I share their views and only bash and harrass those who don’t.
 
You report me to a staff member and you’ll be the one banned for a day for “reporting with malicious intent, abuse of a site function and filing false reports.
 
Praise be to the Pony-Holy Trinity of TSP, DerpyWhooves and Ciaran. The Owner, His Enforcer and His Plushie.

@Adan Druego  
A man after my own heart.

Daily reminder to obey the admins.