ITT: Finish the story.

Post around two to five words that continue what has been posted before. Until the story is done or we can’t think of how to proceed with the current one further.  
Say “NEW STORY:” when the previous one is over.  
Be aware, the story can become as silly and nonsensical as it wants.
 
First words: I was

kangs, man

But, I

Thought you

Were dead.

But here

, now they’re

together, which means that I

Am alone and unattractive.

So I must steal

My first kiss.

The world must know

That I am a rapist.

I will save the world

by raping it’s butt.

My first plan

is to find the crown of

“It was consensual”, with which

I shall prove

I did not have sexual relations

with the sun.

The first step to

proving my penis did not

commit the act

of murdering with a knife