Click here to become a pony

You are now a pony

I was always a pony. Nothing has changed.

@Pizzamovies  
Your life is now in technicolor.

@Prince Artemis  
It’s god damn 2014 again

@Pizzamovies  
I REALLY HOPE THATS THE CASE That way we can be absolute turbo cancer again and no one can judge us.

@Prince Artemis  
That’s all this site is lmao

@Mitchy  

Now I’m 3x the pony I once was! What will I do with this power?!

@FreeMau  
Self destruct.

@Prince Artemis
 
Hmm a viable option…. but no with this power… i will become god.

@FreeMau  
Already tried, didn’t work, got bored, became edgelord alicorn instead.

@FreeMau  
*A god.

@Boxless
 
yes. I’m already an immortal being that can with the snap of my fingers change reality to how i like it…. oh wait i guess im already a god.

@FreeMau  
And not the only one, so don’t get cocky.
 
Remember: always a bigger fish.

neigh and such

Guess i’m a pony now

@Xppp1  
How unfortunate.

@Boxless  
what is the downside to being pony

@JCV  
No hands. Also being evolutionary prey to all sorts of beasts.

Griffons are where its at. no bias i swear

@ArchiveAnon  
Some bias noted.

@Boxless
 
@JCV
 
But you do also get a huge horse cock and if you can master that think your cock will make you a pred and you can eat prey with your dick.

@FreeMau  
Whoa dude, keep it safe for work.

Fck. How am I supposed to do my taxes now?