Useless Facts

@Fleur de Lis
Democrat Cites: Hm? I wonder. Folx, just, pushed the deceased unhoused into a corner!!
Citizen: Mx. Mayor, I don’t think that’ll work.

Tsutomu Yamaguchi is the only person to have survived two atomic bombs. He lived in Nagasaki and traveled to Hiroshima for a business trip when the first bomb was dropped. He went back home afterward and was in such good shape that he went back to work in Nagasaki on the day the second bomb was dropped. Fearing the world was not ready for the secret to immortality he decided to die on 4 January 2010 at the age of 93, taking the secret with him.

In 2022, Australia imported A$6.9 billion in gold. That same year, it also exported A$23.5 in gold. This leaves a A$16.6 billion trade balance for that commodity.

Why did 🇦🇺 import gold if it also exports gold? I don’t know. We need the site’s resident Australian to come over here to explain that.

@Twiface
In 2015 there was a petition to rename the Australian currency “Dollarydoos” that got 69,000 signatures.

Steven Spielberg’s movie studio, Amblin Entertainment, is named after his first movie “Amblin’” that was about two people who were lost and wandering around the desert.

Men who crave power look back over the mistakes of their lives, pile them all together and call it “destiny”.

If you remove the “rue” from “Truewerk” you get “Twerk”

@UrbanMysticDee
If you remove the ‘Ur’ and the ‘ysticD’ and one of the ‘e’s from ‘UrbanMysticDee’, you get ’ban me”

@Twiface
If you remove the letters from “wife” from “Twiface” and then reverse the order you get “cat”.

If you rearrange the letters in “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” back to their original configuration you get “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer”

If you rearrange the letters in “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” back to their original configuration you get “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer”

“Runch” is the Chinese word for “Lunch”

Pa is called Pa because he’s “Pa-thetic”
Ma is called Ma because she’s always “ridin’ ma ass”

The Internet says Peppa Pig is 7’1’’ tall.

Her canon height is 3’9’’.

Wolverine is a foot taller in the movies than in the comic books.

Dennis Franz voiced himself playing Homer Simpson in that episode.

Trivia is information and data that are considered to be of little value. The word is derived from the Latin word triviae, meaning a place where a road split into two (thus, creating a three-way intersection). It was introduced into English as the adjective trivial in the 15th and 16th centuries.

Modern usage of the term trivia dates back to the 1960s, when college students introduced question-and-answer contests to their universities. A board game, Trivial Pursuit, was released in 1982 in the same vein as these contests. Since the beginning of its modern usage, trivia contests have been established at various academic levels as well as casual venues such as bars and restaurants.

Arachno-communism is a system of political and economic government where the people are governed freely and fairly by giant spiders.

Consumer Cellular is the phone company for rich boomers who spend their kids’ and grandkids’ inheritance on boats and golf tournaments and who want to talk to your manager.

Stoop Kid used to be afraid to leave his stoop, but not anymore. Now he can harass people from on his stoop and from off his stoop.

Yamcha never won a single fight.

The Night Slasher is called the Night Slasher because he slashes people at night.

The Night Slasher ends every sentence with “Pig!”

The Night Slasher spits when he says “Pig!”

The Night Slasher want’s Marion “Cobra” Cobretti’s eyes.

The Night Slasher kills the weak so the strong can survive.

The Night Slasher is the future.

The Night Slasher is the only person who ever put up a fight against Marion “Cobra” Cobretti. Everyone else was killed in under 10 seconds.

The Night Slasher died in a fire and chains factory.

Fire and chains factories are factories with no lights that are full of chains and fire. They have no safety features of any kind and people often fall into vats of molten lava or into disfiguring fluid or into machines that are designed to chop up human bodies. They exist as the scene of the final fight in many action movies.

If the Moon was made of cheese gravity would cause it to collapse in on itself, because cheese isn’t strong enough to resist that much mass. It would separate out into liquid and solid with the liquid forming an ocean covering the entire surface. Since there’s no atmosphere the ocean would immediately begin to boil away until there was nothing left. The solid would continue to compact until it formed a carbonaceous rock-like substance. The whole process would take about a century.

Robots think that beefsteaks are made of 1011111011101111.