Useless Facts

The oldest known joke in the world dates back to 1900BC in Sumeria. It’s a fart joke.  

 
@acres  
I, too, enjoy The Far Side.
 
@acres  
But… witchcraft is pretend…

@Officer Hotpants  
what about bitchcraft?

@Officer Hotpants  
I don’t get it, but Joe Biden does.

@UrbanMysticDee  
Feminism is even more pretend than witchcraft. Which is probably why it latches onto it so much.
 
@GarbageHorse  
I don’t know that they meant that young a woman.

Frack was used as a swear word in Battlestar Galactica. It makes political content funnier than it should be.

@GarbageHorse  
I want them to use a name instead, like Jim. “For Jim’s sake!” “You motherjimmer!”

@Havoc  
“He’s dead, Jim.”  
“He’s dead? Jim!”

@Havoc  
“You’re really Kyle-ing the place up, dude. Cool the frack down.”

@Officer Hotpants  
 
“I’m sooorrry,I don’t know how it happened…”  
Kyle is the Mentally Advanced Series Fluttershy of She-Ra.

@Dex Stewart  
I have no idea what you just said to me.

@Officer Hotpants  

@Dex Stewart  
What???

@Officer Hotpants  
Fluttershy was the punching bag of M.A.S.  
When she tried to take care if Philomena, Celestia banished her and she actually was gone for awhile.

The name Iran means “Land of the Aryans.”
 
It’s no wonder Israel hates them so much.

@Dex Stewart  
Is that another comic series?

@Officer Hotpants  
Abridged series.

@Dex Stewart  
Ah. Cool. Maybe I’ll look it up sometime.

The pig has the longest orgasm observed in mammals.
 
I can last anywhere from 30-90 minutes.

@acres  

@Dex Stewart  

@acres  
Huh. I kind of want to be a pig now.

It takes (on average) 364 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

@acres  
Someone tell Little Kim.

Union General Joseph Hooker liked prostitutes so much that people started calling them “hookers”, and the name has stuck to this day.

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