Useless Facts

A donkey will sink in quicksand, but a mule won’t.

Man used to be gender neutral.

@Havoc  
“Lord” comes from old english word “hlāfweard”, literally loaf-ward, as in guardian of bread.

The healthy color for teeth is actually slightly yellow, not white.

@Color Anon  
What the hell is the difference?

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.  

@acres  
WHAT THE DUCK!

The church of Scientology is banned from editing Wikipedia articles.

@acres  
Good.

Red is sus.

The world’s largest desert is Antarctica

The longest name and word in the world is a protein called titin. It takes three and a half hours just to pronounce

@acres  
 
This guy is the longest word?

@acres  
I learned this word from the old Carmen Sandiego cartoon:pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.  
Chief said it was the longest word in the English language.

@acres  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM

A blob of toothpaste is called a nurdle.

Kellogg’s corn flakes were invented as a way to stop people from masturbating

American college, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, deems certain students who take courses in Pistol Marksmanship, Archery, Sailing and Fencing as certified ‘Pirates’.

Mel Blanc (voice of bugs bunny) actually hated carrots

@acres  
There is R34 of the Corn Flakes chicken.

@GarbageHorse  
Oh yeah, I got like 3 gigs of that shit

After visiting America, Khrushchëv tried to grow a fuckton of corn in Siberia. It didn’t really work.

In Canada, it’s illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft, but completely legal to practice witchcraft.

@acres  

 
It’s like someone said,come up with the perfect situation to go with this image.