Useless Facts

@UrbanMysticDee
Except for Lake Mead and Las Vegas (at about 1,000 and 2,000 feet above sea level, respectively.)

Plot is ass for horses

During the theme song of King of the Hill you can see Hank’s gut jiggle when he carries the trash to the can.

Between 1915 and 1952, the Supreme Court ruled that the First Amendment did not apply to movies, on the grounds that the movie industry was a for-profit business.

Queen never cry.

Never.

Skull Shaver is the time saver. Just 90 seconds and you’re done. You can even shave your head at work in a meeting and people won’t think you’re a weirdo, they’ll think you’re really cool because you’ve got a sexy shaved head.

A group of owls is called a parliament.

The word “Politics” comes from the Greek words “Poly” meaning “many” and “Ticks” meaning “blood sucking parasites”

DJ Not Nice eats no food but rice

Australians (Ozzys) call pickup trucks “utes”, because in order to qualify as a truck in Australia it must pull a trailer.

The Mexican flag is the Italian flag with a eagle in the middle

An “Italian” hot dog is the one that has tomato, mayo and mashed avocado.

@Color Anon
That’s some shite, not an Italian hot dog. I wouldn’t give that to a pigeon.

An Italian hot dog has onions, peppers, and fried potatoes on pizza bread.

I wish I had one right now.

Vince’s brother Chad is a geek

Does anybody here suspect that the earth is round?

@Anonymous #C31F
I suspect it’s oval; like an egg.

Red onions, red grapes, and red cabbage are clearly purple

BET stands for Black Evil Television

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