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Anonymous #6A1E
When you walk away you don’t hear me say, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE OH BABY DON’T DIE!
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UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
There’s a product called the Campbell Posture Cane that uses TV lies to sell you stuff. Everything sold on TV lies that doing anything is impossible unless you use a special product.

One of them is the Campbell Posture Cane.

Instead of being shaped like a normal cane it’s a weird exotic cane that lies about being adjustable. Normal canes are adjustable. The commercial shows people holding normal canes purposefully adjusted to the shortest possible setting so the people have to hunch over to a dangerous degree. Only the Campbell Posture Cane shows people adjusting the cane to the proper height so the Overman can walk with full back lordosis like Axel in Harlem.
The picture they release even shows the X-ray of the spine backward:

From one Amazon review:
This product is a walking stick, not a cane. It is labeled and sold as a cane, but the product insert contains a warning that this product is only for use as a walking stick and should not be used as a cane for bearing any weight. It may be suitable for those with light balance issues but should not be used for those with moderate or higher stability needs. It supposedly improves posture, but it made my posture worse.
Other reviews say the cane is too tall for shorter people (below 5’5’’) even at the shortest setting, doesn’t support the weight of the average American, doesn’t stand upright like it’s supposed to, frequently comes loose, and the handle is too smooth to get a proper grip.

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UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Gordon Ramsay finds grease traps clogged with a gallon of thick black crude oil.
Owner says, “That’s grease from the hood.”
Black employee gives her a look that says, “Motherfucker, say ‘grease from the hood’ one more time. I dare you.”

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UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Kanye West: I have to remove all the cuss words from my songs to uphold my new Christian image.
Also Kanye West: I LOOOOOVVVE Hitler!
Also Also Kanye West: Gets a blowjob in public by “wife” who walks around naked all the time

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Twiface
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A toast - Incredibly based

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Princess of the Moon
@ANoobis
Yes, I think so.
9/11 will continue to be remembered in America, especially in New York and D.C., because there were 3,000 deaths and iconic buildings were damaged or destroyed. After everyone who witnessed it in person or on TV dies, it will be remembered the way we remember Pearl Harbor now.
October 7th happened on another continent, and most Americans have probably seen more footage of the retaliatory attacks on Gaza than of Oct. 7th itself. And few people under the age of 40 are Zionists, so once the boomers die off nobody except Jews will care.
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UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it’s serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it’s really serious
There were times
When I could have murdered her
But you know, I would hate anything
To happen to her
No, I don’t want to see her
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UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
@ANoobis
And the US. Especially the US.
1,180 people died. If this happened in China that would be the equivalent of 166,869 people. That’s like 9/11 times 56. No one ever made that analogy before for any other disaster, comparing percentage of the population, just this one. Because Jewish lives are more valuable than other lives.
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ANoobis
A toast - Incredibly based
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
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Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ghibelline Omnipotens
It’s the first Oct. 7 since the war started. Will this date become the next 9/11, or will it lose currency everywhere but Israel after a while?
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