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This Sony UBP-X700 4K Blu-ray player sucks! It’s skipping at various points in Dumb & Dumber.

Such a shame, Sony used to make great DVD players. Last time I buy a Sony player.

When a man’s code is broken the man is also broken.

For some reason Deviantart it being really glitchy when ever I view an image while searching it duplicates the image page when ever I try to go back.

Still better than that monkey farm California.

Life in a blue state? Surrender the clothes on your back and get down on your God damn knees.

Their familiar is an ass and you’re gonna worship it one way or another.

@UrbanMysticDee
I see only sun for the next week.

The next two weeks are scheduled for thunderstorms every day. Is this a monsoon or something?

55 days of giving my vril only to my waifu I slipped and let the demons otherwise known as “women” take it from me. May she and the princesses forgive me.

Women, they trash your health and get their revenge.

As my grandfather always said the screwin’ you give ain’t worth the screwin’ you get.

@BikerDash
@Goku Black
Shiner Bock

@BikerDash
One of my absolute favorites is Blue Moon.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ
Lomg Trail or Irish Bastard are my two favorite beers

I’ll take Coors over Bud that stuff taste like diet soda.

I almost bought a 6-pack of Budweiser at WinCo for $7.22…then I saw a 6-pack of Coors Banquet stubby bottles for the exact same price. Bud’s usually a bit more expensive than Coors in Utah.

The Internet is worthless.

I look for a chair without wheels and it only gives me results with wheels

I look for a chair that doesn’t recline and it only gives me recliners

I look for a chair that doesn’t go up and down and it only gives me results that go up and down.

Just give me the chair with the features I want.

@Humble Oriathan
I hope Putin has at least two cobalt salted tsar bombas in his arsenal. The new Sodom and Gomorrah have arisen, and they’re both in California.

@Anonymous #5DF6
In Detroit and Baltimore, Father’s Day cards are sold in packs of twenty!

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ
Ah yes… Jared. The man who’s career ended just like it started; him trying to get into smaller pants!

@Humble Oriathan
Hey now, it’s not like blacks have a father to celebrate. ^:)

>Juneteenth and Autistic Pride Day are trending instead of Father’s Day
Fuck this country. I seriously hope the Chinese and the Russians nuke us to hell.

@Amagan
It’s just surprising how many of them resemble the Subway guy.

@Anonymous #5DF6
At least three separate games I play on my tablet have that issue.

Mobile ads are the single most aggravating thing about trying to use a smartphone. Why are they allowed to automatically open and redirect you to the store at the end of the ad? Why are they allowed to have three separate close buttons one after the other, all with 5-10 second timers?

Internet ads with fake buttons and blaring sounds were never this annoying.

@ᏰᎯᎠᎻᎬᎯᏒᎿ
You say that like it’s some sort of trump card in this discussion.

Well, another art thief thought he could threaten me with cutting himself if I exposed him as the thief and a fraud he is.
Dude, you are a retarded thief, a manipulator and a complete son of a bitch who thrives on lying, stealing and acting all smug to annoy other people, so what makes you think I will give two shits and feel guilty if you have a meltdown and then cut yourself to the bone because your retarded “fun” was spoiled and your true character was exposed?
As if anyone who has ever threatened others with self harm or killing themselves unless he gets everything his way has ever gone and done that in the first place.

@Adan Druego

@Amagan
Transitionator 2: Gender Dismay