` “W-Wait, please! Don’t send me to the moon!”
“Why not?”
Scootaloo gaped at her. “Because… because I’m not a bad pony?”
Celestia blinked. “Well of course, I know that.”
“Then… Why are you sending me to the moon?”
Celestia just laughed. “Oh, I can’t just tell you! That would ruin the fun!”
With that she struck a match and lit the fuse.
Scootaloo squirmed desperately as Celestia trotted around to the side. “But trust me, you’ll be fine. Have fun on the moon!” `
Alt cover art for
Ground Control to Major Scootaloo
by
The Red Parade