This beautiful blob of over nourished, cake swollen adipose has been saving a spot on her bountiful blubber ballooned belly just for you to lay your weary head down to rest. I hear it’s as comfy as a memory foam mattress, as your body just sinks into the blue squishy lard, listening to the gurgling of her last meal, slowly turning the mass of calorie laden treats into more fat for her to sink into like a great undulating sea.