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And that is how I got a firsthoof experience of the wonders that are alicorn bowels.  
Ah, so you finally got a better taste of what it’s like to be an alicorn?  
Verily, she did! She learned so much new information, she took a long time to digest it!  
Are you really doing this right now?  
Our newest princess can take quite a licking if all she feels after that experience is a slight annoyance!  
You know I didn’t like it, right?!  
You’re right, I’m sorry Twilight…  
Aww thanks, I’m so glad you take in account my feelings unlike–  
It was in such poor taste, wasn’t it? Really?!  
And it’s just been so tough to swallow the fact that you didn’t like the experience! Oh you!  
STOP  
But Twilight, I can change! Just give me another chance… and I’ll show you how delicious an experience it is! Huzzah!  
OKAY THAT’S IT! I’M DONE!!  
Wow, something’s really eating that girl.  
Twilight come back! It’s nothing to get choked up over!!  
LOL