Selenite and the Sovereign
 
L: SELENITE!
 
S: Gahh! Princess Luna!
 
L: …Please don’t tell me you’re plotting to overthrow Celestia and put me in charge, again.
 
S: Princes- I was just- uh, about to go and stretch my wings, on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
 
L: Why does that folder have “plot” written on it?
 
S: Um, oh! This isn’t a conspiracy, it’s porn! Plot, meaning “pony butts”! Mmmm, hm! Pony butts!
 
Luna casts a sceptical glance and leaves
 
S: Phew!
 
Or alternatively…
 
L: Why does that folder have “plot” written on it?
 
S: Um, oh! This isn’t a conspiracy, it’s porn! Plot, meaning “pony butts”! Mmmm, hm! Pony butts!
 
L: Eh!- …May I see it?
 
S: …No.
 
Luna storms off like a grumpy little filly.