Shifterdream: Hey Willow! Look what I got! Shows A Magazine to Willow
 
Willow: Another Flankylicious? Why to you show me that? I’m not in to that stuff.
 
Shifterdreams: Oh yeah you prefer Apples, HA HA HA!
 
Willow: ha ha ha, Very funny.
 
Shifterdream: The reason I show you this because it’s the Best athletic edition and guest who is in the center fold open the magazine and a large picture unfold
 
Willow: Oh my…. That’s Rainbow Dash… She looks beautiful…..
 
Shifterdreams: I know and I can’t wait to show it to Sir Knightly.
 
Willow: Wait I think Sir Knightly is a very respectful to Rainbow Dash.
 
Shifterdreams: A colt is always a Colt. I bet he will beg to give him the magazine so he can’t Clop on Rainbow Dash.
 
Willow: I don’t know is a good I idea to show him the Magazine-
 
Sir Knightly:came in the room Show me what?
 
Shifterdreams: Oh look Knightly who is the centerfold. Shifterdreams about to open the magazine to show Rainbow Dash naughty picture but Sir Knightly pull his sword and cut the magazine in to many pieces before she could show the picture AAAAARGH!! MY magazine!
 
Sir Knightly: Shift I thought you have more respect on fillies and mare then colts, The Actions you made, makes you look like a perverted old stallion.
 
Willow: Hey Knightly I think that was kinda hurtful to say.
 
Sir Knightly: Willow, What if Applejack founds out that you are looking at her Friend in that position. Are you both unaware that the Daughters of Harmony are being force to pose on that Perverted magazine by the pony that ponynap them, he or she is enjoying that there bodies are being expose like that and he or she is getting paid for doing it. Also have you ever think some of those mares on the magazine are Sisters, daughters, and/or………M-Mothers.
 
Willow: put his head down Sorry Knightly.
 
Shifterdreams: sob Sniff…..
 
Sir Knightly:* turns around and leaves* Clean the mess and I don’t want to see this stuff in this building ever again.
 
Willow: Don’t cry Shift, You are not pervert old stallion like he says.
 
Shifterdreams: Sniff…. That magazine is a first edition! Waaaaah!