>wake up one morning
>slowly picks her head up from your chest and looks at you, eyelashes fluttering behind her messy mane
>oh my god
“what the fuck”
>”…what?”
>you can only stare at her while your tired mind starts up
“there are fucking hearts in your eyes”
>”what?”
>she pauses
>”WHAT?!”
>lazily pull your phone out and switch the camera
>”OH MY FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK?”
>she just stares at her reflection on the screen
>”OH GOD, I’M A FUCKING FAGGOT.”
>glares at you
>”YOU FUCKING BITCH AND YOUR CUDDLES, YOU MADE ME A FUCKING FAGGOT!”
>glances at the phone again, staring at herself
>you take a picture
>”AH, DELET THIS, GET RID OF THAT SHIT! YOU FUCKING NIGGER!”
>she spends a few minutes pounding her soft marshmallow hooves on your chest while you laugh
>what a way to start a friday