Page 426 - Smarmony Tries, Part 6

Author: Digo

Guest Author’s Note: “Sometimes it is the little things that we remember our campaigns by.”

Diamond Tiara: The princess thanks you all for saving her with a big reward!
Trixie: What is it?
Diamond Tiara: CAKE!!
DM: I’m back- HEY! What’s going on?
Nurse Redheart: Your little sister ran the encounter for you.
DM: What?!
Cheerilee: And we saved the princess!
DM: HOW?! It was a total death trap! We’re doing it over-
Trixie: NO. We’re keeping this one victory as is!
Zecora: Agreed!
Cheerilee: Take your freakin’ do over and SHOVE IT.
DM: Fine, but I’m running the Tomb of Horrors as a replacement adventure!
Daring Do: Bring it on!
Diamond Tiara: You’re all going back to ‘Death by Numbers’?
Nurse Redheart: Yeah kid, we are, but…
Trixie: …It’ll be worth it.
Cheerilee: You reminded us of what the POINT of this game is.
Derpy: Having fun together!
Nurse Redheart: And that lesson is worth TWO Tombs of Horror.
Diamond Tiara: Aww, thanks Red! Good luck playing!
Cheerilee: She’s a good kid.
Trixie: And one heck of a great DM! Come on gang, the Tomb awaits.
DM: I don’t get why saving the princess was so important.
Trixie: No, you sure don’t.
(The End.)