Some pones just gotta tease! Look at these jerks…

Even outside of a shipping context (which I do find appealing, but which would not make sense from a JG perspective), my Scoot and Bloom have a tendency to behave like an old married couple. Seriously Bloom, would one little smooch compromise all your hard-earned machismo? Scoot would do the same for you!

Meanwhile, Zipporwhill is by no means ever going to let Snips see her amazing new Captain Phasma doll, no matter how hard he may struggle to take it from her! Because she’s the number one Star Horse fan, not him, and there’s nothing he can do about it, though she DARES him to try and prove otherwise! Poor fellow. And right after he finally got ahold of the latest Grievous action figure, which he was thinking about letting her have on permanent loan…

And finally, the Responsible and Maternal Surrogate Trixie is trying to rest. She knows how to bathe and will do so on her own time. She does NOT require unbidden assistance from the likes of you, you rock-swallowing perv. Hey! Trixie did NOT say “stop!”