My name’s Molestia (Hello!)  
And I am here to say (How ya doin’?)  
I’m gonna make you clop, and I will brighten up your day-aaay!  
It doesn’t matter now (What’s up?)  
If you are limp or blue (Howdy!)  
‘Cause getting off my friends is just what Tia’s here to do
 
’Cause I love to make you clop, clop, clop  
Yes I do  
It fills my brain with naughty all the while  
Yes it does  
‘Cause all I really need’s a clop, clop, clop  
From these horny friends of mine