“Hah! Another ancient treasure found and collected by the amazing Daring Do! This one was almost too easy. The guy who hired me to get this thing definitely overpaid… and seems to be some kind of pervert to boot, this thing is ridiculous even by temple treasure standards. Still, as long as he pays me instead of trying to kill me or tie me up, I don’t care how much of a creep he wants to be over some dusty old statue. Now come to mama~”