What is this weird show?
It’s like the only thing you know
You talk about it every day
You know this is child’s play

Your path ahead is blurred
Told to go join in on the herd
You know this show’s for younger crowds?
How can you say you’re proud?

Now think, brony, think—
Everything in here is pink!
You’ve spent your precious time
Now you’re walking a fine line!

And then you have the nerve…
To ask me to observe…
These girly things—
You open your mouth and sing!

(Chorus:)
Ponies aren’t just for girls
Let this tail unfurl
Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie
Applejack, and Fluttershy
Do not be afraid
We will never fade!
Rainbow Dash, and Rarity
Join the herd, and you will see!

Hey, this show’s not bad
I’ll give it to ya, I’m real glad
I never thought I’d like this stuff
I thought I was just too tough

I’m sorry I was rude
I feel happy and renewed
And even though I feel naive
I find it hard to leave

So thanks, brony, thanks
My mind was shooting blanks
I feel like such a fool
Who knew ponies were this cool?

Now wait for Saturday…
For the show to play…
What will it bring?
We open our mouths and sing—

Join. The. Herd.

(Chorus)

So thanks, brony, thanks
Looks like I’ve joined your ranks
I never could repay
What you’ve done for me today
So, thanks, brony, thanks,
Looks like I’ve joined your ranks
I never could repay—

(Chorus x 2)