Patrick: (scared) Wee woo…(walks, nervously)… wee woo… wee woo… wee woo.
(Patrick stops and picks up the paper that reads, “Wanted, Maniac” with the picture of Starlight Glimmer with an evil grin; he lowers the paper and actually saw her in person; She’s with her Staff of Sameness, too)
Starlight: Welcome back, Patrick!
Patrick: Uh, Starlight? What are you doing with that thing!
Starlight: I’m curious, do this staff ever effect any Sea Creatures in this town?
Patrick: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh……
Starlight: GOOD! (Uses her magic to bring up the Staff of Sameness;Trots slowly to him)… Let’s make sure of that, shall we?
(Starlight laughs evily as she trots slowly to him)
Patrick: Huh? (Got his conch closer to him) WEE WOO! WEE WOO! WEE WOO! Spongebob, I see her.
*Spongebob (through the conch): Where is she, Patrick?
Patrick: She’s at the intersection of Conch and Coral.
*Spongebob (through the conch): She’s right on top of me, but I can’t see her! What’s she doing?
Patrick: Uh… she’s just standing there… MENACINGLY!