Professor: (Takes a short waft of the scent from the malodorous bottle)
PPLEEHAAAHHH, JEEPERS!!!Scentless, my bare bottoms! Somehow, that smells even WORSE than the raw pungent road ink-weed itself!! I think the foul mix of sulfides, phenols, indoles and amines are violently reacting with the other chemical fragrances and are actually breaking down to release even more pungent odors in the air!!
Pretty sure this polish of yours makes better biological stink bombs that cosmetic beauty products!
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