THAT was the thought going through Anon’s head as his two giant brides-to-be said their ‘I do’s’. Following the strange night where everypony he knew seemed to get hit by this strange ‘virus’ (really a version of the common cold from his world) that… for some reason… transformed them into gigantic, immensely busty, and exceedingly HORNY anthropomorphic versions of themselves.
He had made the (now) foolish decision to seek out Applejack at Sweet Apple Acres, figuring they’d be ‘isolated’ enough to avoid this disease… not knowing (at the time) that HE was the carrier. Not until Applejack suddenly ‘exploded’ in size, and tits right before him.
Now here he was, a few days later, getting married to not only Applejack… but her lover Rainbow Dash as well. There had always been a sort of unspoken/unacknowledged connection between the two… but this ‘Anthro-Macro Virus’ had made those feelings not-so-unspoken. In fact it seemed to amplify their feelings for each other even more.
Add to that their newfound ‘attraction’ to Anon… and he’s in quite the situation.
But he decided, when life gives you lemons… or in this case… melons… make the best of the situation. Besides, he thought as his eager new wives hugged him between their bountiful breasts, they were damn cute.