Butler: Maybe the dog emoji is actually a sign that she’s being ripped apart by flying junkyard dogs!
Inspector Mare: OH, don’t get yer bloomers in a bunch! She could’ve had accidentally flank-dialed that text while sitting on the chariot seat, for all we know! Happened to me few too many times, and my sister was not happy about me calling her over whenever I have to jut my rump out to fit between the pipes!