Due to unforeseen consequences byproduct of a massive containment breach at Site ██, prompted primarily by SCP-035 ‘The Possessive Mask’, a significant percentage of SCPs broke loose in what could be considered one of the most lethal breaches in the history of the Foundation. The Overseer Council, deciding to purge the entire area due to its close proximity to civilization, utilized [DATA EXPUNGED] in order to avert a possible XK-Class End of the World scenario. The weapon left a smoldering crater of approximately 65.8km radius, erasing any existence or traces of other SCPs and Foundation personnel alike. But, while it was considered that SCP-173-J and SCP-███ would survive the initial blast, after the Mobile Task Force Lambda-15 “Gotha Go Fast” entered the scene in heavy hazmat suits, they found no evidence of ‘The Sculpture’ nearby, neither they found any remains of [DATA EXPUNGED], which was a shock to the research staff, seeing as they were considered practically invulnerable. Further investigations concluded that neither of them were able to escape the blast zone and were transported to ‘another dimension’ in an abnormal paradox due to their invulnerability protecting them from the heat, kinetic energy and █████████ of the weapon utilized
The story cover up that was given to the witnesses of the airburst detonation explained that it was a failed mechanism on a LGM-30 Minuteman III that tragically destroyed an entire nuclear missile silo complex due to faulty maintenance of the solid-fuel containers and the lack of preparation in receiving the set nuclear warheads for testing. The local government supported these allegations, which made the story more credible, and we delivered Class-A amnestics to two experts in nuclear fission present in the area that argued the explosion wasn’t remotely similar to a nuclear fission reaction.
“Fucks sake, thankfully that shit is out of this world. I don’t fucking care how much Dr. █████████ says that SCP-███ is cute, I’m motherfucking sure the world is a better place without it… oh and sad violin for SCP-173-J who had no part in that…” Dr. ████
Okay this is a bit more focused on SCPs than I thought but whatever. I just wanted to make a silly drawing with Sonata Dusk (A.K.A Taco lover), Pinkie Pie (A.K.A Party lover) and SCP-173-J (A.K.A The Original Statue… or basically SCP-173 but friendly as a kitty and that rocks maracas like a pro). And the above ‘extract’ is basically outta my mind, but I know that it doesn’t have any kind of logic or sense in-story and it’s probably badly written.
But yeah, pretty much if anything goes…
CRONCH
…Blame Sonata chewing, nah, devouring these tacos. Thankfully Pinkie Pie knows how to magically spawn more of these for her enjoyment xP. The statue (Which I made fluffy despite being made of concrete and rebar… I have a problem xd) wouldn’t harm them… and they’re cute ponies anyways, why would he? :D To not mention that Pinkie’s neck is an uncronchable object all in itself XD, if anything it’d be a massage for her. And SCP-173-J will be fooling around playing maracas, prompting ponies to see stuff by gently holding their head and make them look at something, or being asked to a speed competition by Rainbow Dash which she would lose devastatingly the moment she blinks D:, or simply go around and make three shenanigans per second.
Um… what else I can say? Well idk, if the original Event submission I was going to do doesn’t get accepted for any particular reason, I guess this one can still work, right? It has Sonata! And even as half-siren! Although LightningBolt would kill me for not drawing her fully siren, I know it, he’d go Awsten Knight on me :<
Aside from this, I put the silence thingy because, I mean… SCP-173-J doesn’t talk, if anything it’s concrete grinding sounds he makes, defined by professional experts as ‘he’s doing the ‘Dance of his people’’ x3 (Okno I know it’s a joke article but it’s still funny)… And now that I think about it, the red marking on 173 face looks like the Canadian flag’s leaf, rip I’m gonna get sued xd.
Also the way Sonata is holding these tacos seems fishy at first, but I just wanted to showcase the deliciousness delicatessens delicacies inside the taco to be shown on their glory :D (I actually realized way later that literally she has her mouth hidden by the huge taco xd). Please pardon anyone if this is politically incorrect. While I’m Latino, I’m not Mexican, and literally searching ‘Sombrero hat’ gives me these results…Which is amusing cuz, if my Spanish is not rusty, Sombrero is hat in Spanish, so you kinda search ‘Hat hat’
So, well, nothing else to say other that Pinkie hair looks like an onion fresh out of the ground for some reason, and I hope you have a happy 5 de Mayo! But it’s not 5 de Mayo I don’t care I like 5 de Mayo Oh, okay
Also I’m not sure but I see Sonata becoming a mariachi and suddenly singing and randomly donning the appropriate outfit, like if she was the Mask.