Page 1690 - The Ratio of Pie  
14th May 2022, 6:00 AM in What About Discord?  
 
Based on a true story.  
 
…The true story is that I’ve had too much pizza recently at time of writing.  

Fluttershy: So, Discord teleporting away and being officially on-the-run and at-large is sort of the bad news… but you also mentioned some good news?  
DM: Right, yes. I know I said that, but realistically you six probably aren’t going to find out the full details about that yet. All you vaguely know is that the Elements of Harmony grazed him a little bit.  
Applejack: “Grazed,” huh?  
DM: Discord, however, now a long distance away, will be finding out about this. So we’re going to head into the other room for a bit to converse.  
Discord GM: Au revoire!  
(beat)  
Mane Six: *<SIGH>*  
Pinkie Pie: So! Who had “Bails and Runs Away at the Last Second”?  
Fluttershy: Oh, that was, um, me, I think.  
Applejack: Ah was all-in on “Gimmick Fight.”  
Rarity: I hedged – I thought we’d get a 10-minute soliloquy first. Somehow I *over*estimated how much he likes to hear himself talk.  
Twilight Sparkle: I still think my guess of “Surprise Gotcha He Set Up Last Session” can still happen. But we set the terms at /before/ the Elements of Harmony were fired, so I think Fluttershy wins.  
Fluttershy: ^Yay!^  
Rainbow Dash: Wait, was this betting pool thing a joke, or was there real money in it?  
Pinkie Pie: In a sense! She gets to redeem the reward coupon from all the pizza we’ve been ordering!  
Fluttershy: ^Woohoo!^  
Rainbow Dash: …Oh. That’s it?  
Pinkie Pie: At first we were like “Winner doesn’t have to chip in for pizza this week!” but then we were like “So what’s the new percentage with one less share?” and nooooooooo-ho-ho-ho we decided NOT to open that can of worms.