An image I drew for /neet/, with a little silly story:
 
>Be (You)  
>You pull up to your house, tired and annoyed from the day’s activities  
>You practically bust down your front door, taking a deep whiff of the air inside  
>Yes. There is it. That fucking putrid, stomach-churning smell  
>You know who’s responsible. Their punishment is nigh  
>You stomp over to your room, standing at the doorframe looking in  
>There she sits, on your computer chair  
>”Mn? Oh. Hey, Nonny. Did you get that twelve-pack of Mountain Dew is told’ya to get?”  
>You grit your teeth, rumbling the earth as you approach Floor Bored  
>”H-Hey, you alright? … I-I didn’t eat your pizza, I swear a rat got it.”  
>”Woh– Hey!”  
>You lift her up from her foreleg and drag her towards the bathroom  
>You toss her in, enter yourself, and lock the door behind you  
>”Anon, I know that you’re mad, but seriously, the neighbor was the one that broke your last keyboard!”  
>You start the shower  
“In. Now.”  
>”C-C’mon, Nonny. Is this really necessar–  
“Yes. Even if I held a gun to your head, you wouldn’t get yourself into the shower. IN. NOW.”  
>She looks at the water, gulping and looking back to you  
>You glare at her with the force of a thousand suns  
>She sighs, removing the greasy band that keeps her ponytail tied  
>She gets in… and just sits there  
“For the love of… fucking wash yourself, you pig!”  
>”Mmn, nah, the water can just–”  
“FUCK!”  
>You strip your clothes off and climb into the bath as well