“Ok, as a member of the school board I have a number of concerns here, Miss Cheer:

1: How does Principal Celesstia consider your current attire appropriate for a college?

2: Just how do you maintain a decent wardrobe given the frequency of these… changes?

3: How the hell do your human and pony forms have THAT much of a difference in cup sizes!?

4: …How does your back support that weight?

I expect a fully detailed report concerning these questions on my desk tomorrow morning, Miss Cheer. In… person, if you please.”