Day #30: Hot Cocoa 
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ALTERNATE DIALOGUES BELOW THE CUT:
 
Twilight: mom, dad, i’m NOT dating a horse winks at sunset 
Sunset: twilight why are you this way 
Twilight: So you see mom n’ dad, my girlfriend is also a magical horse from another world. 
Sunset: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM SO SOON FRICK 
Twilight: IT’S KIND OF YOUR DEFINING TRAIT??? 
Twilight: also I turned into a devil lady with huge– 
Sunset: “WE HAVE TO GO THANKS FOR THE COCOA!” 
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Twilight: I’m a super hero and I got to be a pony for a weekend 
Velvet: thats nice sweetie 
Night Light: You’re dating a horse?! 
Velvet: Night Light, please. I’m sure Sunset is a very nice horse. 
Sunset: shifts lower and lower in her chair 
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Sunset: gdi i want to be gay right now but not while her parents are right there 
Sunset: //stares aggressively at her like the entirety of LoE instead 
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Twilight: omg sunset Elon Musk so smart, so intelligent, so brain, I MUST BEAR HIS CHILDREN 
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Twilight: Mom, dad. This is my fuckbuddy and she’s a horse 
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Velvet: you where always the dumb one, that’s why we like shining more 
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Twilight: Suck it dad, I’m hella gay. 
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Night Light: so twi what’s it like being gay? 
Twilight: Well for one thing the clean up is longer 
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