King Calm Merriment is one of the absolute best boys.  
A class act with a weakness for parties and an ever greater weakness of his beloved wife Motherly Morning (that mare keeps him on his hooves alright) I would bet this lad would rather face down the wrath of all equestrian threats at once than argue with this mares heat oh boy, he knows for sure that would be a losing battle, but one can barely blame her rampantness, carrying thicc like that all wrapped up with charm and swoons aplenty.
 
‘the two will be urm… unavailable for a while’ the guards would say, fully aware of what goes on in the ‘royal chambers’