Based on the Chinese comic panels from: orig00.deviantart.net/897d/f/2…  
(Canter Zoom): SECURITY, get this cosplaying straggler off my set right now!!
 
NO WAIT!!!! You don’t understand!! I’m a REAAAALLL Wonderbolt that just swam miles away from my sunken plane!! SURE, kid!! And I’M a Celestial Royal Guard who gets to wipe the princess’ bottom all day in her privvy chambers!  
NOW GET ON THE GROUND BEFORE I HAVE TO TAZE YA!!!  
DON’T TAZE ME, BRA!!!! I’m still too wet to the bone—
 
BBRRAAZPAPAPZPAPZAPAPZPAPPPZZZZAAHAAHHPHAPHPAHPZHPHAPHAPHPAZAAAPP!!!!!!!  
When will they ever learn to heed to authority’s instructions??
 
References:
 
Humanized Soarin’: Wonderbolts: Soarin by
 
Hula girl: Sapphire Nebula (derpibooru.org/1309926)  
Movie crew members: (Left to right) Canter Zoom, Scooter (muppet), Snapshot
 
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