Melody is a 32 year old unicorn mare. Currently not in a relationship. She posts a lot of pictures of her pet guinea pig named Daisy in various clothing. She also periodically posts small poems. According to the information you’ve gathered she has her doctorate in biology with a minor bio-engineering.
Paul is a 28 year old male griffin. Most of what you find is pictures of him in various nice parts of the world. He is married with 4 children. According to his profiles, he works in file management.
Slide Rule is an accountant, 38 year old earthpony mare that seems to have been in 4 relationships in the last 6 months. She has a lot of profiles on various dating sites and seems to enjoy going to clubs with her friends, Sapphire shores’ music and movies about animals, as well as trying “anything new”.
“Brandy, did you say that you traced some IPs back to their network location?”
“Yes, Sapphirefan’s and Calipergauge’s”
“So we could run a port scan and fingerprinter on them right.”
“Yes. Although I do want to tell you that we would probably want to run a different tape on both of them.”
“Yeah I know that already! Why are you telling me?”
“I’m just trying to give you a little extra help because your kind of high.”
You’re a little angry that she’s think you’d need someone to hold you hoof through this. Oh course her cute little face keeps you from staying angry for too long. You crack a smile as you think of how good she is to you. You want to do something for her but… You wish you could just cuddle up on the couch with her and just, feel her…