#2161071 - safe, artist:meiyeezhu, spike, dog, human, alleyway, anime, blood, boots, comic, dodge, dog tags, dragon tail, exclamation point, fangs, funny, goofy, hilarious, humanized, injured, old master q, parody, puppy, reference, scalped, scrapes, skateboard, sports, surprised, swerve, tailed humanization, traditional art, upset

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Awww MAAANNNEE!!! How embarassing!! I can’t go to the skating competition looking like this in front of Rarity!! I’ll be a laughing stock in front of my rivals!!

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—Why didn’t you just wore a helmet in the first place before you went off??

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Duuuhhhh, ‘cause the chicks TOTALLY dig risque boys who play the game on _HARD MODE*!! Besides, I love it when my hair _flows against the soothing brushing wind*!!

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Well, now you only get to feel the icy burn on your numbskull scalp as that skin-piercing foul wind blows in your general direction as your rivals win the gold while you scurry on back home like a little lizard boy you are!

Reference:

Spike Human Design: >>106418

Spike’s outfit: http://star153.deviantart.com/art/Spike-s-outfit-658248824

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__*Based on the Chinese comic panels from:*__   
![full](https://camocdn.ponybooru.org/O9tM-bVz4wLPR6_i1JZLy63Om_w/aHR0cDovL29yaWcwMi5kZXZpYW50YXJ0Lm5ldC9iYmIxL2YvMjAxNy8wNjgvOS9jL3JlZmVyZW5jZXNfZm9yX3NrYXRlX3NjcmFwZXJfYnlfbWVpeWVlemh1LWRiMXJ1MjEucG5n) 
 
![full](https://camocdn.ponybooru.org/E__ljGmHRRvw7kx89H86_i9MFKE/aHR0cDovL29yaWcxMS5kZXZpYW50YXJ0Lm5ldC9mZTAwL2YvMjAxNS8zMjcvOS9kL2h1bWFuX3NwaWtlX2JsdXNoaW5nX2J5X3NlZV9lbV9kZWUtZDlodHFnbi5naWY) **Awww MAAANNNEE!!!** __*How embarassing!!*__ I can't go to the skating competition looking like this ***in front of Rarity***!! **I'll be a laughing stock in front of my rivals!!**  
 
![full](https://camocdn.ponybooru.org/ZIDwZR9opvNb7lXeICKckpJIIaQ/aHR0cDovL29yaWcwMS5kZXZpYW50YXJ0Lm5ldC9jODlhL2YvMjAxNS8zMjkvZS81L3NocnVnZ2llX2J5X3J1YmJlcmJpcmQtZDlpMWtyMS5naWY) ---*Why didn't you just wore a helmet in the first place before you went off??* 
 
![full](https://camocdn.ponybooru.org/E__ljGmHRRvw7kx89H86_i9MFKE/aHR0cDovL29yaWcxMS5kZXZpYW50YXJ0Lm5ldC9mZTAwL2YvMjAxNS8zMjcvOS9kL2h1bWFuX3NwaWtlX2JsdXNoaW5nX2J5X3NlZV9lbV9kZWUtZDlodHFnbi5naWY) *Duuuhhhh*, 'cause the chicks **TOTALLY** dig risque boys who play the game on **_HARD MODE***!! Besides, I love it when my hair _flows against the soothing brushing wind*!! 
 
![full](https://camocdn.ponybooru.org/R1pneJZB2AEHao9C0iSbIMcNI5s/aHR0cDovL29yaWcwMC5kZXZpYW50YXJ0Lm5ldC8zZGQzL2YvMjAwOS8xMjQvNC84L2Vtb3RlX19lZHdhcmRfc3d0X2J5X3RlaGFsbWlnaHR5a29oLmdpZg) Well, ***now** you only get to feel the __**icy burn** on your numbskull scalp__ as that __skin-piercing foul wind blows in your general direction__* as your rivals win the gold while you scurry on back home like a *little lizard boy* you are! 
 
__*Reference:*__ 
 
__Spike Human Design:__ >>106418 
 
__Spike's outfit:__ [http://star153.deviantart.com/art/Spike-s-outfit-658248824](http://star153.deviantart.com/art/Spike-s-outfit-658248824) 
 
[*Click here for more Master Q Parodies!](http://meiyeezhu.deviantart.com/gallery/52298288/Master-Q-Parodies)

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