Kilala’s description; Illusion is a dunce as always!
 
Claire: Walks in the room
 
Illusion: wakes up Hm? Crys? That you? It’s so early. Were you out somewhere?
 
Claire: ……………
 
Illusion: smells the air CRYS! IT SMELLS LIKE BLOOD! ARE YOU OKAY??? turns on light AH! W-what is that?
 
Claire: looks down
 
Illusion: D-did you… kill that?
 
Claire: What??? Kill it??? I gave it life!
 
Illusion: looks closer………………………. you didn’t………………. is that…………… Did you have the foal?
 
Claire: nods Can’t believe you didn’t notice me leave for like 4 hours
 
Illusion: goes closer She’s……..she’s………. beautiful
 
Claire: Mmhm. Can we please go admire her on the bed? I’m really tired
 
Illusion: Oh! Y-yeah! helps Claire to bed
 
Claire: puts babeh down by her side Nnngh, I’m so sore
 
Illusion: …………………..
 
Claire: What?
 
Illusion: Can’t believe you went and had the baby without me there nuzzles babeh
 
Claire: Sorry, wasn’t really thinking about anything else when the contractions started. You would’ve passed out if you were there anyways
 
Illusion: Nuh-uh!
 
Claire: Oh please, you passed out when I told you I was pregnant
 
Illusion: Details, details. Anyways, good job, Crys. kisses Claire on the nose I’m proud of you
 
Claire: Thanks smiles
 
Illusion: Wow, she’s so quiet and peacful.
 
Claire: Mmhm. She barely cried when she was born. I wouldn’t even call it crying. All I had to do was feed her and clean her up and she was perfectly fine.
 
Illusion: Lookit you being such a good mommy already.
 

 
Idea by secureij on Deviantart. He commented a what if scenario (the scenario being Claire pulling a Pinkie and sneaking out, having the baby and returning with it) and I thought it’d be a really funny idea. It’s not canon, I just really wanted to draw it haha