“So I hear that some people believe that being a brony is gay. I told Pyro, Sparkup, and Merlin this. They didn’t like what I said. People should know that not only are us bronies artistic, some bronies are in the military, trained to kill. Some of us, like me, also have very sharp katanas lying around. So, if you have a problem with the idea of older people watching My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, this sword is ready.”