So the hottest guy at school forgot his shirt at your show. That’s cool. You picked it up, maybe he’ll appreciate that. Just be cool. Whatever you do, don’t wear it! So what if it smells like his body spray? So what if it’s a few sizes bigger than your shirts? He’s pretty built, it fits him very well.
 
Don’t call him to come over and get it! A quick text is perfect. Gotta get it just right. It’s gotta be smooth and casual. Ugh, this thing is so clunky. Last time you take one of Mom’s old phones!
 
Might want to hide that lyrics notebook where you’ve been practicing signing your first name with “Sentry” before he shows up.