Page 928 - Groovy Dove, Part 5

I worked my everloving butt off through June. Organizing a new tabletop podcast with over a dozen players, reviving an old fanfic, livestreaming every single day (sometimes multiple times per day)…

I’m going to try and take it a little bit easier in July.

DM: The last estate manager (who you remember to be a Guild money-pony) quit around the same time your cover became “legit.” Since then, the workers have struggled financially.
Rarity: (It was never meant to be a real farm…)
Flax Seed: It’s not like we can go to the Grand Galloping Gala and court a Prince for his money!
Wheat Grass: Ahem. Flax.
Flax Seed: Er, um, no offense.
Rarity: Some taken. This is bad… (Dainty Dove is hardly a landowning noble if she loses the land.) What is a current revenue situation?
Flax Seed: Milk, eggs, honey, soy, those sorts of things… We sell them to nearby town markets.
Wheat Grass: And then our little “goop” shop out front.
Rarity: How is that doing? It seems like those products are high quality.
Wheat Grass: Actually, we were thinking of opening up a “wellness center” here on the land. Like a spa!
Flax Seed: ‘Course, we’d need to buy ads for that…
Rarity: Hmm… How to turn a profit on a false farm…