gasp
 
I can’t believe it…..I finally found the humans….and a whole bunch of them……
 
starts laughing hysterically  
yesyesyesyeseyseysesyes….YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
 
jumps all around you jubilantly
 
Oh my Celestia! Now I got solid proof to everypony that my theories aren’t crackpot after all. Bon Bon was wrong the whole time. Nice to meet you all. I’m Lyra but you can also call me Heartstrings if you want a last name.
 
Ohohohohoh. Can any of you show me your hands? Tell me about your cultural heritage. The land where you came from. We can go on to compare the history between the humans and the ponies. The data you provide will be priceless to the Royal Equestrian Archives.
 
starts brushing you with her tail
 
Now, I’ll tell you why I love humans…..I always read that humans have a very unique body among species. Time to see whether that is true or not! Finally, with you humans, I can fulfill an indulgence that I have obsessed about for a very long time. You. All. Belong. To. ME!!!