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Knowing how to say “you travel a lot and nothing happens” and “you’ve traveled a lot; now EVERYTHING happens” is still something I struggle with, personally.

DM: Nothing happens on the way to Ponyville, unless you want to do something.
Rainbow Dash: I think we’re good.
Twilight Sparkle: The sooner we get those Elements, the better! They might be able to purify you all of these annoying curses. Then we can use them to turn Discord back into stone, or whatever other kind of punishment will help restore balance to the world!
Applejack: Y’know, down on the farm, we got a saying: Definitely count your chickens before they hatch.
Twilight Sparkle: …I see your point, AJ.
Discord GM: <roll> Ooooh. What’s your Reflex, Sparkle?
Twilight Sparkle: Umm… 22?
Discord GM: On the road into town, you’re trampled by a stampeded of gazelle-legged rabbits.
Twilight Sparkle: …No chance to dodge?
Discord GM: That WAS your chance to dodge. They’re speedy.
Twilight Sparkle: H-How much damage…
Discord GM: Hmm… About three hoofprints.
Twilight Sparkle: What…?
Discord GM: Just write that down under your HP. Oh, and you’re dazed.
Fluttershy: You know, I’m coming around on the idea of letting Angel transform into one of those…
Pinkie Pie: Now that there’s a whole herd you can potentially tame and sic on Discord?
Fluttershy: Exactly…