Page 1059 - Loot Sniper

Half the fun of having an absurdly long-running webcomic now is being able to make obscene callbacks purely for my own enjoyment, like loosely referencing Page 37 (>>307628).

Princess Celestia: Have no fear, ponies. I have total confidence that you will be able to defeat Discord… with these.
DM: She levitates the mystical chest before you…
Twilight Sparkle: Aaaaaaaand there’s nothing in the case.
DM: And Celestia suddenly drops it onto the ground with a start, having sensed something amiss. The latch, curiously already unlocked, bounces open on impact, revealing empty velvet lining.
Pinkie Pie: Welp! If you girls need me, look outside for the pink pony with a giant bendy straw!