Twilight Sparkle: Well, truth be told, I still like to curl up with a good book every now and then.
Rarity: Yeah, but now those books are less and less about physics and mathematics, and more and more about throbbing cocks and midnight hanky panky.
Twilight Sparkle: Are you sure about this robe? It’s a little revealing don’t you think?
Rarity: Of course it is! Now you look like one of those models on your book covers.