“Why don’t we start with introductions? I’m Grace, and let me guess: your name is either ‘Sir’ or ‘Master’, am I right?”
“Goodness me! I can’t possibly imagine how you’re going to top this for our second date!”
“I thought this was supposed to be a blind date. I’m beginning to think you didn’t even bring a blindfold.”
“So what have we planned for tonight? Wait, don’t tell me: dinner and a show… you’re the dinner, and I’m the show.”
“Is that a gag in your pocket, dear, or are you just happy to… oh. So it is. How conveni—_mmph! “