Luna: “What? I can’t get to everypony who’s having bad dream in a single night. These things seem to work and should filter out the minor cases, hopefully keeping them from becoming big ones and leave me more time to take care of the major incidents. The Buffalos seem happy with the deal too. Now if only there were a paperwork catcher for the acquisition orders and protections for the Buffalo and petitions about free market competition and complaints from concerned citizens about privacy and… I made a LOT of paperwork for myself. Worth it!”
If anyone is curious, all that text written is from the wikipedia entry on dreamcatchers almost verbatim. Don’t strain yourself trying to read my chicken scratch.