“More tea, Mr. Chief?”  
“It’s, um…It’s empty.”  
“Yeah, Rarity doesn’t let me use the stove. Or the teabags. Or the sink.”  
“Sweetie Belle? Darling, who are you talking to? Are you having another one of your-”
 
Master Chief had a lot of strange adventures on his way back to UNCS space, but few of them were quite as memorable as the time he crashed on a certain uncharted alien planet. The locals there were certainly friendlier than most of the ones he had run into. A little overly-friendly, he found, after one of them dragged him back to her house.